pointless-achievements:

escuerzoresucitado:

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I’d Hoped

Get your meat sucked

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oneheadtoanother:

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catchymemes:

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osterby:

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tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Sometimes I see someone on here I think is a bit cringe and I check their blog and see they’re like 15 & the bit of cringe is undercut by a slight fondness. Like when a baby’s being noisy in a store. This still isn’t pleasant but I hold no ill will towards you. Blessings upon your travels

[ID: a reply from @unexpectedyarns that reads “Ah but the 15 YOs think we’re cringe for breathing, let alone being on tumblr” /end ID]

This is also the nature of children. They’re a little bit annoying and they often think you’re uncool. I remain unbothered. A 15 year old’s opinion of me is generally of little personal relevance

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stringcage:

how do you give your son that you meticulously handcrafted every characteristic of a tree nut allergy

lesbianrey:

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

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hiveswap:

Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like “hehe not sorry >:)” and getting hate anons

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romcommunist:

every time i am correct (which is always) i pull out my imaginary whiteboard to make another tally. recently hit 3 billion

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the-haiku-bot:

cyrantonthecold:

sillyman-justgoofy:

weiwei-uplink:

this chart except the entire thing is just fuck it we ball

I’ve got both the “fuck it we ball” version and the extended one here!

I’ve got both the “fuck

it we ball” version and the

extended one here!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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callmepippin:

lavenderlemniscate:

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

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preachersdaughtermp3:

flowerytale:

Florence Welch, photographed by Ana Pavlović

[ID: photo of florence welch against a black background in a long pink flowy dress and holding a wireless microphone. she is mid-twirl and the dress and her red hair flow around her, the top half of her face hidden by her bangs. the photo has an ethereal quality to it. End ID]

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guysonroblox:

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turboemmington:

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